The guys cheer you on in the hotel suite. They huddle around shouting “Lap Dance! Lap Dance!” The room is decorated with the standard Bachelor party affair, a banner spells out “S-A-M-E-V-A-G-I-N-A-F-O-R-E-V-E-R” and you can feel your anxiety start to peak. They push you into the bedroom and onto the bed. You are the Bachelor Boy, and it’s time for your awkward stripper experience while a bunch of dudes listen at the door, as is custom for all bachelor parties. You’re hating every minute of it, but this is what men do before they get married. Same Vagina Forever… you hadn’t really thought about that part before. Suddenly she walks in and you begin to realize why these nights are so important. You tell her how nervous you are about tomorrow and she shows you how to relax before your big day. She knows exactly what Bachelors like you need. Xoxo Meana Wolf aka Candy

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